This is it, the hour you’ve all been waiting for! Well, the 45 or so minutes you’ve been waiting for, as we get a huge montage of everything we’ve seen so far this season. Hey, remember when Louie got kicked out during the dinner service for being not-Robert? And who can forget [...]

OK, I got my large coffee from Donuts, so let’s get to the two-hour Season Finale of Hell’s Kitchen, yes?
1) The next day, Chef Ramsay talks about Whistler, British Columbia and about how it’s going to be crazy when the 2012 Olympics happen up there. Behind him are three domes, and each one has [...]

1) Upstairs, Shouty Tennille shouts that she beat thirteen people to be in the top four. Scheming Kevin lets us know he knows everyone’s weakness, and no one can beat him. Stoner Dave gets up early and talks to himself in the mirror. The next day, the chefs are greeted by a [...]

My apologies for this being a week late. I know, I know. I’ve missed you all, too.
Last week, Chef Ramsay walked out! People got out! People were eliminated! Tactful Van, thanks for coming out! OK, here we go.
1) Upstairs, Stoner Dave gets pissed at Shouty Tennille for sticking to [...]

For those late to this party, I can suggest reading Part 1. I will not demand; I will only suggest. Everyone got their snacks? It’s time for our second hour!
1) It’s the next day, and Tactful Van’s still a bit upset from last night, but there are presents! And the presents [...]

Welcome to the first hour of tonight’s two-hour action-packed episode of Hell’s Kitchen, to which I will give a two-post treatment. Last week, our show was pre-empted by two hours of some big guy picking another big girl to be his wife. It’s kind of like the unspoken last call at the frat [...]

Hey, someone’s reading! Before we get started, I’d like to thank reader TheDuke for alerting me to an editing mistake in last week’s show. Apparently, when Chef Ramsay was yelling at Amanda for her raw fish, a shot of the altercation showed previously-eliminated contestant Tek in the background. This has shattered, shattered, [...]

1) It’s a new day, and today we get the palette test as the reward challenge. This part of the season is when all the contestants talk about how they can taste everything perfectly, and then mess up something simple like peanut butter. Each round pits one Red chef and one Blue chef [...]

1) It’s the next morning, and there’s no sign of Robert in the dorms. The chefs head downstairs, and Chef Ramsay is there with a Hell’s Kitchen branded craps table. A twelve-sided die is given to each team, with letters printed on it. Each chef will roll the die, and choose an [...]

1) As the teams trudge back to the dorms, Amanda is called back by Chef Ramsay and given a quick pep talk. She’s told to “bounce back,” and quickly. She promises to do so. Upstairs, the guys gloat. They’re enjoying watching the red team implode. Tennille yells in a confessional [...]